Click Caution - the Life-ruining Hazardous Blackmail-fantasy File

I'm giving you one single warning—do not buy this file. It's laced with a devastating virus that will infiltrate every part of your digital life. Think I'm joking? This isn't just some thrill you can walk away from. The moment you click 'buy,' you sign over control. Your data, your secrets, your money—it will all be mine to manipulate and destroy as I please. I will have access to everything you hold dear. If you think you can handle the ruin that will follow, go ahead, make my day. But remember, I warned you. Don’t be foolish enough to test me, because I will ruin you completely.